Real life superhero in Washington

Posted: January 5, 2011 by lagunawsu2 in Off-topic

I am not joking. I know it has nothing to do with video games, but this was just way too big to keep to myself.

A real superhero?



  1. ryanlecocq says:

    I’m doing it. That’s all there is to it. Now granted, I think these guys are way too light on crime. I would use gloves with brass knuckles built in and throwing knives, I mean come on, Batman turns ’em in with cuts and broken bones and it’s still totally legit.

    Also, he didn’t even manage to stop the car-jacker? WTF? Running towards criminals in a bright yellow suit is sure to be a bad strategy. I was thinking all black and traveling in a car. I’ve always wanted to build a stealth sports car.

    Anyway, I’m starting now. I’ve been taking Jiu Jitsu (at the YMCA, weak I know) and working out and I guess I’ll have to start running. The car might take 6 months so I’ll have to walk at first.

  2. lagunawsu2 says:

    He walks. No vehicles for the PHOENIX! Don’t forget your mag-lite/tazer. That shit will save your life.

    Also, there is a whole guild of these people (8 in total).

    • ryanlecocq says:

      Man magtasers are for pansies. I’m gonna make concussion gauntlets so I can punch people through walls! Actually I’m thinking now a motorcycle would be better. I’m trying to figure out how to make it change color so I can go in/out of disguise at 130mph.

      • lagunawsu2 says:

        Actually, in an insane new twist, the leader of this supposed “guild” is the owner of the comic book store seen in the clip…which leads me to believe that this may be the most genius form of advertising ever conceived.

  3. ryanlecocq says:

    Motorcycle, acquired.

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